Saturday, 17 August 2013

Sergei The Incredible Is The Champion.

I went round to Sergei's caravan tonight to tell him he had won the title as Craignish' greatest scarecrow. We celebrated with a large shot of vodka....... And then another. We talked long into the night of Tsars and strong men. He told me about his love for Elvira Madigan, the tightrope walker who met her tragic death at the hands of her jealous love, of the last time he saw Rasputin alive and of his proud russian mother.

He challenged me to an arm wrestling match but laughed when he saw my puny arms. 'Didn't your mother feed you borscht?' He roared and he poured me another drink to make up for my bad luck. 

He says he's leaving soon, for a circus in the Steppes. If you want to say goodbye, perhaps it's not too late to catch him - let me know, perhaps we can go round together.

Just before I left his caravan, we toasted the runners up - the marvellous juggler at the Potter-Irwins and the spectacular trapeze artist at the Robertson's house at Moine Ruadh. 

Prizes to follow.

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

The Trapeze Artist


The fantabulous trapeze artist at Moine Ruadh. If you want to hang out with this guy, you'll need to look hard.  This one is for the serious scarecrow bagger. There are two routes  to get there. 1) go to craobh road end and head towards craobh haven. Take the second left and head up the track about half a mile all the way past the barn to the house at the edge of the woods.
Or
2) from Ardfern, head up the lunga track and cut off to the right through the felled forest area. Keep going Straight on for about two miles, head through a little woodland until you get to the house.

He's a masterpiece waiting to be discovered.

Monday, 5 August 2013

A Big Cat ...... or a Jellicle Cat



Jellicle Cats come out tonight,

Jellicle Cats come one come all:

The Jellicle Moon is shining bright —

Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball.


To find these jellicle cats, head along the Craobh Haven road then turn as if going up to Lunga House.  Alison, Liz and Aileen have been spoiling these musical pussies at Alison MacColl  furnishings.

Sunday, 4 August 2013

A very happy clown.


A very happy juggling clown at An Doirlinn.

Sergei The Incredible

Sergei The Incredible.
Follow the signs from the bin near the red telephone box  opposite The Galley if you want to visit him in his caravan. Be warned, though, don't say 'da,' if he challenges you to an arm wrestling or a vodka drinking competition

Saturday, 3 August 2013

You can be anything you want to be.........

Reaching the village, turning the corner, our friend discovered something he had not been looking for. Scarecrow love is that special kind that sneaks up on you from behind and makes you believe you can be anything you want to be.

And so ........


Thursday, 1 August 2013

North




At Lochgilphead, a traveller , wishing to continue his journey, must decide North  or South. You see, three roads meet at the bridge - the roads to Glasgow, to Campbeltown and to Oban. West is not an option. And so, the solitary runner turned to the North. By the time he reached the Beallach he had settled into a jaunty stride and the view from the top of the hill lifted his spirits and his step. On the loch side of the Tarmac, the old original road wound down, secretive and overgrown. Three local girls were practising cartwheels on the grassy slope. One turned towards him, laughing. 
"Are you circus acrobats - are you travelling to the circus?" he asked hopefully.
The girl with dark eyes laughed again. 
"No", she said "We're having a pic-nic"
Sometimes and in some places , and with the right sort of people, making fiends is easy and that is how  it was.  The girls shared what little pic- nic snacks they had brought and the sun shone down on a long, lazy afternoon. 
"If you are interested in circuses" the girl said eventually, " I know where there's going to be one" and she pointed down to the cluster of little houses that rested among the white masts. Then, taking his hand, she lead part of the way, at least as far as the single track road that ran to the village.